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My suicide

My suicide will
be a fluffy event.
There will be soft toys
and glitter (biodegradable),
bubbles, and fizzy drinks (pink),
and when you’re in the
middle of your sugar high,
I’ll throw myself from a window,
and my head will go splat,
and it will
be filled with candy and chocolate,
like a pinata.

My suicide will
be amazing.
It will be MCU themed and there’ll be
a Spiderman in a spider suit, with a huge bulge,
and I will have a Thor stripper who will grind on me
while I cut my wrists, and you will be able to fill your
red cups up with my blood which will
be grape flavoured fizzy drink.

My suicide will
be incredible.
You’ll all stand around while
I self-immolate and the
flames will be like unicorn skin or luminescent cellophane.
I’ll dance in circles and sing Spice Girls songs,
and it will smell a bit like marshmallows on fire,
and at the end you’ll all misgender me.