No really, he said that...

Herp a derp a tology

now hear me out here
nah, nah really
it’s just that
I mean I love this plant
no, this one in the pot
don’t know what she’s called
but she is soft and fury and
no, I don’t
I don’t have a thing for her
well yes, I did assign a gender to her
but that’s cause she’s shimmery fluffy and soft
it’s a tactile thing
ewww how dare you
no you can stop there
this is a spiritual thing
I become closer to the ground
much closer to the ground