Postcards from Steemit

It's so hard to get away from the computer, shut down all devices and go to sleep. Even if my eyes barely stay open and my forehead almost meets my keyboard every five minutes, it's still really, really hard to just stop doing this. Following Steem and Twitter. Trying to read everything.

And if someone would come and ask what did I do today, was I productive citizen and all, pay my taxes and work like a fool, I would say: "Yes I was! I adjusted my votes and voted for thirty most popular witnesses that are not JustinSun! And I also powered up. The little I had. So did my alts. And all my personalities. The good, the bad and the ugly ones too."

Man I wish I had four monitors. And four eyes. And the capability to read different texts with each eye separately. Like a mantis shrimp. Two eyes and six pupils. Don't know if mantis shrimps can read but I bet learning to read is easier than to grow more pupils. Or eyes.

"Hello how are you today dear Steemians!

I am here to rescue you from the evil hackers that made the Steem not working and Steemit all unhappy.

Let me just... deal with this booger first... it doesn't seem to... now I got it... no... I didn't... Now! Yes. Where was I?

Yes. Your shitcoin Steemitcoin... Steem is very important to me and that is why I spent so many hours rescuing you from the unwanted hackers and now I am going to get everything back to normal as long as the hankers have been dealt with.

You have nothing to worry about, everything is fine now, Tron is here. I have lots and lots of experience of decentralized blockchain and now that the threat is eliminated, we can all be happy again in this decentralized blockchain that I own and control. Just for your own safety.

I am so happy to work together with you, as an equal Steemian and as a proud witness.

Just In Sun"