IFC - S1 : R28 entry; Custom Profile Graphics

The Rules: Create a Steemit blog post offering a product or service to be offered in the new @ifc marketplace!

Hello, honored traveler, and welcome to my studio.
My name is @Har5h, but you may know me as @theartofharsh from the twittering realms, the book of face, or that famously rapid form of communication - the Instagram network.

I present to you today, for a limited time only, a new line of customized profile images that may be made to your specifications and delivered to you via whatever digital means your prefer. This completely unique service would normally cost a Steemian at least 5 SBD, but for a short while, an introductory rate of only 3 SBD is your price. Be the envy of your peers. Stand out from the crowd! Make a splash and establish your personal brand on Steemit and Discord! Whatever your desire, I can create it, and will do so in short order.
Style and other design elements are not a factor - I can do it all!*
Place your orders now!

Edit: Just to clarify, so everyone is on the same page here, the Profile Pic image on offer for 3 SBD is a limited time special. The image will be digitally created, delivered as a 5" x 5" png file at 150 dpi, and be full color.

*The Art of Harsh does not do gore or nudity. Please do not ask.