absurdity Tag Posts Index

Eyes Or You're Fired

Hi fellow Hiveians, Today I wanted to lament about how ridiculous some companies try to be! Eyes Or You're Fired Every now and then you read something that is just

No really, he said that...

Herp a derp a tology now hear me out here nah, nah really it’s just that I mean I love this plant no, this one in the pot don’t know what she’s called but she is

We are Junkily elegant

We are Junkily elegant Junk fairies Yeah Bright pink and luminous green Shit Yeah shit The everyday shit, you toss about We’re art deco but we’re not We’re sixties

Invocation

Invocation Ye dust bunnies, clumps of hair, old pie flakes and lollies and ye crumbs of food and grime, left near the computer: by smudgy handprints and splatters

This was written by me

AI Prompt can you simplify this into simple English can you simplify this into simple English can you simplify this into simple English you have to put simple in

livid

livid we are all in the gutters and according to Wilde some of us are looking at the stars gutters catch the rain and the leaves and birds live in them but they

"Donald's coming to set you free..."

An AI's vision of a 1980s real estate developer's fever dream complete with bearded belly dancers. It feels as if our reality were being sucked into a black hole

A picture

A Picture 1 today i am a picture of a bunny in a pink bunny suit 2 bunnyfied 3 my red eyes glare and my rosy pink cheeks shine 4 manic deranged murder bunny 5 i

Velvety

Velvety Like chocolate With no milk Mainly coco butter Coal like or maybe licorice That soft kind that feel Velvety but you can Pull it apart and mash it And remove

Pink

Pink A buzz or a clunk The slow turn on of pink neon The red light shafts a pool to the floor A pole near the middle with a front on spotlight Everything is sharp

The bilious frumium dissipates

The bilious frumium dissipates Cray, cray does not refer to crayfish it’s social media’s way to trendily say crazy if this were the 18th century we would have put

Oompa Loompa interrogation

Oompa Loompa interrogation I can’t I just can’t it’s not a thing no not let’s come to this with some understanding and joy if not, I just can’t get there no not

I thought this like happened like four years ago, right?

Trump says it’s “very dangerous” for Kamala Harris voters to identify themselves because they’ll “get hurt” a balm in Gilead a panacea a Cure all you know for your

Dueling poems

A mix The quiet firebird in the trees, where people sit, heads bowed, hearing nothing. a rare and horrorshow moment of real feeling— old-world tunes, fading into

A white Kiwi Christmas

A White Kiwi Christmas 1 Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck, National, National. Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck, good bloody party. Fuckity, fuck, fuck, Chris Luxon is a God Fuckity,

Absurdity is life's blood

Theatre 101 “The absurd is defined as lacking purpose or goal.” This lecture is really good though. I always wanted to know why actors do like weird things on stage

Come on a journey with me through Auckland, my home

Journey the buss takes me up Wellesley Street past the City Mission apartments where I live Auckland is full of hills or should that be central Auckland. Paved with

I'm a Brat

A Criticism Hello, this is a piece of criticism, it is critical, therefore, it may have an argument to prove. I’m intelligent because I used therefore in a sentence.

Sometimes when you're bored you're just bored

Scatology and boredom 1 I will get off the floor and pray to the cleaning gods but the carpet is so comfortable 2 I think therefore I clean I clean therefore I get

Physical Absurdities

Something anyone competent enough at math will discover is that whatever is analyzed mathematically ends up becoming absurd. If you shoot a bullet up at the moon