Squirrel Sunday - STDs

Its another #squirrelsunday and they've got themselves into some trouble in the desert this time.

Old Fred thought it would be nice to see Sally who runs around town. He should have consulted some people before becoming associated with her...

The next day he started losing hair... She told me I was her first! Now he has a squirrel transmitted disease (STD).

Sally's neighbor gave Fred some advice. I've seen it over and over again you need to go to the doctor immediately. Otherwise you'll start looking like me in a few days.

Sadly old Fred didn't have any health insurance so he had to go to a free clinic. Most of the patients have visited Sally at one time or another...

The doctor finally saw him and it appears this is some kind of healthcare intern. This intern is from Canada and they recommended a specialist for his advanced issues.

As Fred approached the specialist he got a strange feeling it wouldn't end well... Off he ran in the other direction before becoming part of an organ harvesting scheme.

Finally Fred had to ask a homeopathic expert on the issues he was having... She recommended extract of Cholla Cacti. but if that didn't work maybe some buckthorn could help solve some issues.

One look at the Cholla and Fred had to go with the other medicinal. Each needle is infused with a tiny bit of medicine but you need a massive dose all at once to get healed, cure might be worse than the disease on this one.

Off he goes to the Buckthorn treatment. This is much nicer as you just have to forage tiny berries and deal with some hallucinations later one. Maybe after a year or so of doses he will be back to normal and hopefully will have learned his lesson about girls like Sally.

That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)