Is This Why Peter Pan Could Fly?

This post is for the weekly challenge called "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words." Here is the picture for this week's challenge:

We've all heard the story about Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, Wendy, John, Michael, and Captain Hook. As I child, I was captivated by the idea of being able to fly if I just had a little pixie dust and faith in myself.

But what if all of the main characters in the story were actually vehicles of some sort? Suppose Peter Pan was an airplane?. That would explain why he could fly! Wendy, John, and Michael were also airplanes, just smaller ones. Tinkerbell had to have been a helicopter.

The Lost Boys were cars that had been parked in no-parking zones and were towed away to the impound lot called Neverland where their owners would Never Never find them. Captain Hook was not a pirate, but a ship. The mermaids were submarines.

If all of that were true, we'd have a mash-up of Jay Jay the Jet Plane, Thomas the Tank Engine, Theodore Tugboat, and Cars.

On second thought, let's just leave the story alone, the way it was originally written.