Conversations With Bud

Bud: Adios, amiga Humana.
Me: And where do you think you’re going with your ‘Hooked on Phonics’ Spanish?
Bud: Make all the fun you want. I’m setting my sights on San Juan, where my local fan club has already set up my campaign office for the next election. We figure they’ll be throwing those bums out any day now.
Me: You have fans. In Puerto Rico?
Bud: I’ll have you know the Caribbean Canine Coalition has never been more powerful. Our network hasn’t failed once since Hurricane Maria.
Me: That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows about the electrical problems on the island.
Bud: Who needs electricity when you rely on nose-to-tail transmission? Take that, Whitefish!
Me: Frankly, I don’t see where your platform has a leg to stand on...
Bud: Wrong-o, Humana. We have four legs! In fact, we can have a leg up and still be balanced...POWER TO THE PAW!
Me: I have a headache.