Conversations With Bud
Bud: Strap on your sarape, sister, it's Cinco de Mayo.
Me: Cute.
Bud: Manhandle these maracas while I howl at the moon...let's fiesta!
Me: Let's not...it's 9:00 am.
Bud: Then, tuck into tortillas and tipple some tequilas, Human...get in the mood!
Me: I don't care for tequila.
Bud: Grab the guac, girlie, it's go time...
Me: Quit that!
Bud: What's your problem? Why aren't you celebrating with your people?
Me: Bud. I'm Puerto Rican. NOT Mexican.
Bud: Same difference. Let's party!
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