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Conversations With Bud

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Published: 14 Mar 2018 › Updated: 14 Mar 2018Conversations With Bud

Conversations With Bud

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Bud: Thank you for that snack.
Me: You're welcome, Bud.
Bud: It was quite tasty.
Me: I'm glad you liked it.
Bud: It was just salty enough without making me thirsty, you know?
Me: uh-huh...
Bud: An insouciant hint of pork with just the right undertones of rawhide...
Me: Okay, then...
Bud: I'd like another.
Me: Next month.
Bud: Why the long wait?
Me: Those were your flea meds. They come in gourmet flavors now.
Bud: Damn you, human.

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