Conversations With Bud
Bud: You look worn out, human.
Me: Yeah, it's been a rough week.
Bud: I can tell. You need a night off. Why don't you go out tonight?
Me: That would be nice...but what about your dinner, and your special pets? Not to mention that whole middle of the night bathroom thing you do...
Bud: Don't you worry about a thing. I'll call the sitters. Where's your phone? And massage oil?
Me: Sitters? Phone? AND oil?
Bud: I got it covered. Really. Just make sure you're not back till very late. So you're...properly relaxed.
Me: Relaxed. For what, exactly?
Bud: My tantric group is having their session here tonight. I don't need you freaking out if you happen to catch us in the throes of canine carnality.
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