The real bitcoin issue

A homeless person can find a piece of gold in a drain and call it theirs.
Still no cryptocurrency in existence can offer itself to those who have nothing.
How do we onboard those less fortunate?
It is not the saviour versus fiats devil without this ability...
This should be the first thing we work on as a community if we really wish to see crypto currency take over and elevate all.
This is, after all what Satoshi would want right?
The evangelist fundamentalist maximalist shouts from the rooftops with very little weight behind their words unless this is solved.

Prove me wrong?