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Published: 26 Jul 2017 › Updated: 26 Jul 2017锯腿

锯腿

某男同事与某女同事在电梯中比个头。
女:“我把鞋跟敲掉都比你高。”
男:“我把鞋脱了都比你高。”
女:“我锯掉一条腿都比你高。”
男:“我锯了两条腿也比你高!”

女:“臭流氓!”RN1P.jpg

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