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Published: 26 Jul 2017 › Updated: 26 Jul 2017绝招

绝招

最近几天风大,在单位嘘嘘的时候,经常有控制不住流向淋到鞋子的情况出现。
俺偷偷观察过好多同事,几乎没有谁幸免于难。
唯独老杨,没有一次出糗。
俺曾经恶意地揣测,他是不是偷偷用了手绢,或者学女人蹲着嘘嘘。

终于忍不住悄悄问了老杨,你到底怎么做到的。
老杨大方地回答了两个字:

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