Confusion

Confusion, that wonderful feeling of having everything in your life completely under control. There's nothing like waking up in the morning and wondering if you're in your own home or someone else's. Who needs to know what day of the week it is or the exact date? Confusion keeps us in a constant state of alert, as if we're living in an exciting maze with no map or compass. Plus, it's so easy to make decisions when you have no idea what's going on. So, thank you confusion, for making us feel like experts navigating an ocean of uncertainty.