Comedy open mic comedy contest. Round # 20. First entry.

How to invite your girlfriend, if you have little or no money. (Part 1: At work).

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You are working. Your girlfriend too.
The lunch hour is approaching.
You call your girlfriend on the cell phone and surprise her, saying:
"Sweetie, I invite you to eat outside," she is very excited.
After a while, she calls you back and asks you:
"What happened, my love, where are you?"
You say: "Here, sweetheart, outside the building, in the square. Oh, please, bring your lunch, we'll eat out here. "

Note: This did not happen to me.

I nominated:

@elioe
@carlospalmapoeta

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