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When Life Gives you Lemons, Lay Mums

I have a friend who likes shagging people's mums, his favourite saying is: "when life gives you lemons, lay mums" But even a layman knows that "mums"

How to Approach a Girl at the Gym

Just a funny gym video I made just for fun, you should enjoy it. By the way, go to the fucking gym! The End Hi there, buy my novella Professor Otagburuagu. It promises

Hugh Telmi @ Boulder Coffee Co. 12-8-26

If I remember correctly, this was just about the worst open mic performance I've ever had. I'm running out of edited videos to share, though, so if it's bad, it's

Hugh Telmi @ Kelly's 11-10-25

Hello from Funnyville, my ferocious followers! Now that I know two people are watching, I'm back to my weekly uploads here on 3Speak. This is an older video now,

Hugh Telmi @ Kitchen Theater Company 2-7-26

This is my set from the $100 Laugh-Off in Ithaca earlier this month. You've heard these jokes before, but not like this! This was my first ever fully written and

Hugh Telmi @ Firehouse Saloon 11-25-25

Yet another one of my open mic performances, this time at a venue you haven't seen before. I don't think I did much new stuff in this set, but I still remember this

Hugh Telmi @ Kelly's 11-24-25

Howdy Everyone! Another older video for your viewing pleasure. Someone came and sat in front of the camera early into this one, but I move arounb enough that you

Hugh Telmi @ Kelly's 1-5-26

Another comedy video, this one a bit more recent, so probably contains some new jokes. I couldn't say for sure, I'm too much of a hurry to watch it right now. Maybe

My One And Only Solo Set

Good to see you all again! This was the set I performed to open my friend's musical performance at the venue where I'm currently hosting my open mic. It's a bit

I Gather my Silly Little Hive Friends to Formulate a Plan Where We Can All Wank Each Other Off!

After being told on Hive Discord that myself and my Hive boy friends should go and wank each other off, who think the spendHBD shops in Nigeria are dodgy as fuck

Hugh Telmi @ The Downstairs 12-16-25

Hello again, comedy connosseurs! Did anyone notice that I didn't drop a video last week? Certainly, nobody noticed enough to complain about it. What kind of rabid

Hugh Telmi @ The Landing Strip 12-11-25

With all the Christmas shenanigans, I almost completely forgot to upload a video this weekend! Fortunately, I had this one all edited and mostly ready to go... just

Hive Has To Tighten Its Belts claims Hive Stalwart As He Goes to Yet Another Pointless Crypto Conference

"We need to stop spending so much dam Hive, it is ridiculous the amount we are spending" says Hive stalwart as he tucks into a nice fillet steak in a plush

Hive Dev Wonders Why His DHF Proposal is Not Getting Traction

A Hive Dev known as @thefunkybunch who has been working on a tool to benefit the whole of Hive is confused today after not many people have upvoted his proposal

Hive User Shuts The Gate After the Horse Has Bolted

A Hive user is panicking today after his Grade 1 multi million pound race horse went missing. The reason for the missing race horse is a gate at the end of the lower

My Virtual A.I Girlfriend and I No Longer On Speaking Terms

Disclaimer: The following post is explicit in language, sexual in nature, and dark in humour. Continue at your own risk. [Image source: I have very little respect

Zubair Vs The ATM #comedy

Image by Author The Waiting Game Zubair looked around, just like he suspected. Should I go for this or wait for someone else? Maybe this lady should go first? His

Hive User Not Going to Say A Bad Word About Hive Ever Again After Receiving $50 in Rewards for Post Praising Annual Blockchain Event

Source The below character is fictional. I swear to god. A hive user spent the weekend in full ponder mode where he thought long and hard about his life choices

The Hive Edit Profile Screen In Contention to Become the 8th Wonder of the World.

There was jubilation at the temporary Hive headquarters in Kuala Lumpur when it was announced that the Hive Blockchain Edit Profile Page will be nominated to become

An Epic Tale of Survival #comedy

Image created using DALL·E The Curious Classroom "So what actually you saw in the street?" he asked him politely, as he knew the curious faces of the whole