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When you tell a blonde she has a chip on her shoulder
Ha ha! (Blonde Joke)
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners - The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, this time it was toothpaste."
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.
Why did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired? She kept throwing away the W's.
Why did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired? She kept throwing away the W's.
Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.
Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.
A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."
A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces." ...just remember,
What did the blonde do when her laptop froze? Microwaved it.
What did the blonde do when her laptop froze? Microwaved it. ...just remember, "blonde" is a state of mind, not a color of hair.
Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...
Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".
What did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios? "Donut Seeds!"
What did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios? "Donut Seeds!"
Why was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".
Why was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".
Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.
Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.
Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!
Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!
A blonde and a thermos
A blonde notices someone with a thermos. She asks what it's for. The person tells her "For keeping hot things hot and cold things cold." The next day the

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