Published: 01 Mar 2018 › Updated: 01 Mar 2018
A blonde and a thermos
A blonde notices someone with a thermos. She asks what it's for. The person tells her "For keeping hot things hot and cold things cold." The next day the blonde has a thermos of her own. Curious, someone asks her what she has in her thermos. She replies "Ice cream and soup."
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