Trying to get the girlfriend on board with Steemit
WB: Come on piggy (side note: we call each other piggy), make an introduceyourself post! I got 30$ for mine and I know nothing!
GF: I started writing one, but I didn't like it much.
WB: I'll help you! You're a girl, you're photogenic and you can draw stuff, you'll make tons of money! Put that picture of you in a Lara Croft costume!
GF: No, I don't want to rely on the fact that I'm a girl to be popular, that doesn't make me happy!
WB: It makes you rich though! And that makes ME happy!
GF: Oh my God you're a terrible person!
So I know I promised she'd post soon, but it will take longer than expected. Sorry folks :-(
At least she helps me catch pokemon! :D
And here's a cool picture from when she pimped my last car
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