Dad Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? "Dam!"

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

The Norwegian navy added barcodes to their boats so that when they dock at a port they can Scandinavian.

Where does Napolean keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies!

Why did the computer scientist become a grave robber? He was hunting for a crypt o' currency!

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost around 49 cents. Deer nuts are just under a buck.

When you go into the bathroom you're a Russian. When you exit the bathroom you're Finnish. What are you while you're in the bathroom? European!

He who chases cars gets exhausted. He who runs in front of cars gets tired.