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You don't need an army for a war

This is not going to end well. It's like when your best buddy cheats with your girlfriend. Or when the person, who invited you at a restaurant for your birthday, tells you they forgot their wallet at home.

We all know what happens next: you stop seeing them for a while, or forever. They say time heals anything, let's hope it does in that particular case.

25% tariffs

The best buddy of Canada is trying to impose 25% tariffs on a shitload of stuff. So guess what?

Canada is pissed.

Team Canada is going crazy on social networks. Trying to find everything made in America and cutting it off of our buying lists. We're not going to make a huge impact on the US' economy, but we're all doing our parts already. Even in Trump backtracks, I'm not sure this is going to be very important. Getting backstabbed is not in the list of many people here and it won't start being anytime soon.

We're few, but we're mighty.

Remember that.

-The Independent State Above You. (aka Canada)