Living near the Equator as a Flat Earther

I live extremely close to the equator, the spin of the earth should be greater for someone living further from the poles, yet I feel nothing. There is only a dry and a wet season here, only rainfall, and the blistering sun. I'll keep it short, as i usually get retards spamming plagiarised content passing it off as factual information. So my simple question is, what speed you're traveling at right now?

I'm @ around 1037 miles/hr while standing sideways on a pear shaped earth with a tilt on an imaginary base in space. LMAO