Howdy Hive people & Rebel Scum

Howdy peeps. TK-421 here reporting from beach patrol.

We've had a lot of Rebel Scum activity around the beach area recently and I have my friend DV-244 with me or Dave as I call him. He hates it which is why I do it. He's all up himself cos he's a 'Shadow Trooper" whoopdy fucking do, they still stuck him with me for the day haha he must be hating it. Black armour too I bet he stinks at the end of the shift so hot here. He's a good lad though. We've known each other since we were both on the Death Star back in the day.

To tell you the truth I thought he'd been blown to bits when it went up so was surprised to see him here recently. Seems he had something "secret" to do and wasn't on it at the time. I don't ask questions. Best not to know.

It's pretty quiet out here today though seems it was extra duty for nothing but at least we got to have a nice chat about our days on the death star.

Of course he had to bring up the Millenium Falcon thing. I said I'd like to see you fight a fucking wookie you shadow twat! Then he gave me that look. I know, I know he's wearing a helmet but you just know. it's something in the body language. So I let it go. Dave's a bit handy with the blaster and he's a shoot first and don't bother asking any questions at all kinda guy. less paperwork.

Rumour has it he's met Vader personally and is quite favoured by the old hokey chokey cloaked one. Good for him. personally I think it's best he never notices you as someone always gets blamed always!

SHit, I've had enough today I need a beer but Dave wants to check out " one more thing" even though our shifts over, fucking jobs worth.

Come on Dave I've had enough I am fucking off down the pub you can go polish your armour or some boring shit but I'm done for today

Behave yourselves Hivers remember THE EMPIRE IS WATCHING!