Pierced (Limerick for Comedy Open Mic Round 10)

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Published: 23 Apr 2018 › Updated: 23 Apr 2018 Pierced (Limerick for Comedy Open Mic Round 10)

Pierced (Limerick for Comedy Open Mic Round 10)

When @damianjayclay announced that the first assignment for the Poetry Academy over at #thewritersblock would be limericks, I started having fun, spewing limericks until I started to worry I wouldn't be able to stop. Some of them were decent, some of them were funny. But this one was my favourite. By far. Not suitable for children, though. ;-)

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A guy with a ring in his schlong
met a girl with a bar in her tongue.
But damn they get stuck
when he tried his luck
and a blowjob went all kinds of wrong.

This poem is my entry to this week's Comedy Open Mic. I nominate @swelker101 and @jrswab to join in the fun.

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Written by Jasmine Arch

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