Published: 09 May 2018 › Updated: 09 May 2018
Funny Quotes
Never ever hold in a fart- it will migrate to your brain, and that is where stupid ideas come from.
A best friend is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth it brings.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
If someone calls you ugly, the best comeback is always "Excuse me, I am not a mirror".
Zombies eat brains, so in the zombie apocalypse, you're safe.
I wanna be like a catterpillar, eat, sleep, and wake up beautiful.
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