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Newbie's Revenge

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Published: 15 Sept 2025 › Updated: 15 Sept 2025Newbie's Revenge

Newbie's Revenge

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Ok so you are new to Splinterlands and you know the story. - It's a low mana battle and you have zip to choose from and what you do have is rented and cheap. The other guy meanwhile has about a billion cards, give or take and they are at the very least level 4 because wealth will beat skill every time. You usually just sigh forlornly and be prepared to lose.

Revenge time. Take a trip to the rental store and get some appropriate garbage to annoy the sh*t out of them.

And here you have it

Screenshot 2025-09-15 at 21-50-04 Splinterlands - Collect Trade Battle!.png

As you can see -

  • 16 mana battle
  • Everyone starts off poisoned
  • The minimum health is 6
  • Only Earth and Life to choose from as, of course no newbie has or can afford any Dragon.

Mr Relearnt has a level 4 archon with a level 3 and 4 cards and that expensive but useful 1 mana card sitting blocking everything.

I have a level 1 card with zero damage. Yes, #### ZERO.

It's a very long match

Very funny, but I imagine very boring and frustrating for the other guy. Perfect.


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