Funny Audio Engineer Quotes (for Sound guys!)

Sounds guys live in a unique world of dealing with the coolest technology, the crazy egos of musicians, and the love of good music. 

Here's a quick list of some quotes that Audio Engineers will love. 

"No matter how great the band, if the sound guy sucks, the band sucks."

"A great sound system will only get you as far as the engineers' ability to mix."

 "Garbage in, garbage out." 

 "Yes, really, I do this for a living"

"No, I can not make the band suck less"

"Can I get more talent on stage please?" 

 "If that old geezer doesn't shut up, Im gonna hit him with my mag light" 

And here's a cool and funny Audio Engineer T-shirt I found on Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MV54TKS

Now... off to do some mixing!