I am one of those who like sports, but only on TV and only when we win.

My dream is to fly in an air-balloon for a day, smoke some good weed from the basket, looking down on people waving up at me and taking photos as I try my best to hit them with one of those sand-bags filled with dog-feces and watch them run for their lives as the bags come flying down while I eat a boiled egg and just enjoy the scenario like that guy on the boat in the Die Hard Movie, until I burst out in laughter while egg and saliva rains over the population below, that would make my day :)

How do I know that I live in the matrix? I have no idea. What is this place we call earth, is my purpose to lift people up from the bottom, or throw shit at them from the top?

Or should I just keep watching sports on TV following only the winners and buy all the banners and all the scarfs?