Why Coronavirus is your friend

I know Coronavirus has a bad reputation. But it is like Justin Sun: Simply misunderstood and on a mission to make this world a better place.

Did you know?

• Coronavirus is child-friendly. There are almost no cases of severe cases of Coronavirus among children.
• Coronavirus brings people to quarantine, which helps them spend more quality time with their loved ones.
• Coronavirus makes people appreciate the simple things in life, like going outside or having toilet paper.
• Coronavirus is not very lethal but it spreads chaos. It is kind of the friendly rebellious character we all enjoy in movies.
• Coronavirus helps reducing CO2 emissions in China and all over the world.
• Coronavirus is fighting climate change. It is the Greta Thunberg among all the viruses.

So please lend Coronavirus a hand on its mission to enrich the community you are living in! SPREAD THE LOVE!

But what can I do?

• Spontaneously hug Chinese tourists
• Shake hands with everybody
• If you feel symptoms of fever, coughing or nauseousness go to work not to a doctor
• Feel free to lick door knobs and other objects that are frequently touched by the public