Fairy-Infested Forest

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Published: 24 Mar 2018 › Updated: 24 Mar 2018 Fairy-Infested Forest

Fairy-Infested Forest

Beautiful redwoods at Big Basin Redwoods State Park, some trees here are thousands of years old! Photo taken on my Nikon D7000.

Inane Comment

Fairies were all over at this park, out of control. I said something to the park staff but they ignored me. Typical.

How can I tell there are fairies here? It's that weird sense of magic you feel when looking at something like this forest. That's what the fairies do. They make you feel appreciative of nature and all sparkly and gooshy inside.

It's a serious problem, ignored (clearly) by most park staff and (sadly) by most medical professionals.

Now, I can't officially prescribe any medication or treatment, but if you find yourself affected by fairy magic, here are a couple things to try:

don't go outside
avoid sunshine
stay away from friends
actually, avoid anyone around whom you find yourself thinking or acting selflessly
focus on the meaninglessness of the universe

You should be back to normal in no time.

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