WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Where am I?

Where the fuck did you crypto maniacs bring me?

It's like that [redacted] platform but fancier?

What changed? Is everyone still posting half-baked, shitty posts and complain about the quality of writing?

And why there's a dead hooker in my closet?

OK, don't answer that last question... Just fill me in real quick.

Am I supposed to behave now? I wasn't supposed to keep posting, but if people are more active here I might consider it.

Anyway. What's going on with you?

Are you still shook from the whole pandemicovidriotsbutnotreally things that've been going on?

Pooosies.

See ya in a year.