Published: 02 Jul 2017 › Updated: 02 Jul 2017
My GF is a Bot
She is always on the Internet
Like a Google server
When I search for something at home
She refers me to a page
She wears yoga pants and tees
Hair falling over her face
Eats vitamin pills, Omega 3 pills for breakfast
Energy drinks for lunch
Makes protein shakes for dinner
Makes love only on the second Thursdays
or even dates on odd months of the year
Is friends with the Roomba
Calls me Mr Goomba
My GF is a bot
BTW her name is not Alexa.
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