Breakfast

I helped Mom to prepare breakfast. She told me to fry the eggs, but I made a mess and it ended up as scrambled eggs.

Surprisingly, Grandma devoured her eggs and toast, then asked for more toast and then for a tea refill. She also dipped two large rusks in her tea. She must have been starving. I felt sorry for her and forgave her for farting on my duvet.

Uncle Roy complained that there were no bacon and sausages.

Dad gave me a stern lecture about manners and farting while we have guests.

Lily asked Mom for a tampon.

Grandma chirped in and told Lily to use a napkin.

I laughed, and then Dad gave me another lecture about table manners.

Mom told me to stop talking and finish eating so that I can take out the trash.

Outside by the bin, I had a moment of peace when I smoked a cigarette.

When I went back inside, my packet of cigarettes that I left on the counter next to the fruit bowl, was gone.

I am thinking of becoming a porn star. I am getting fucked anyway.