Mark老师和他的学生趣事录

Mark老师和他的学生趣事录：

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Mark老师的粉丝真会编啊：

Some bad guy : " this is robbery!"
Mark : " what do you want?"
Bad guy: " I want to take the most dear you have!"
Mark: " take my money, take my house, take my car, don't take my soul!"
Bad guy: " I don't need your money, I don't need your house, I don't need your car!"
Mark: " but what do you want??"
Bad guy: "YOUR MUSTACHE!!!!"

(By the way, the most famous and valuable mustache!)

坏蛋：不许动，抢劫！
Mark老师：你想要什么？
坏蛋：我想要你最珍贵的东西。
Mark老师：拿走我的钱💰，我的房子，我的车子，但不要拿走我的灵魂。
坏蛋：我不需要你的钱💰，我不需要你的房子你的车子！
Mark老师：那你想要什么？
坏蛋：你的胡子！

(确实，最著名最昂贵的胡子哟！)
哈哈😄😄😄

没办法，Mark老师非要留他的胡子，学生一致反对。他不听，结果引来这个调侃。

那胡子真的不适合他，一下子老了十几岁，我们的男神去了哪里？呜呜呜！

不过，话又说回来，老师太善良太帅不行。学生要绑架你，连留胡须的权利都没有。

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附另一铁粉的精彩留言(与胡须无关)：

Hallöchen, Mark!!! How's my favorite hero doing today???

My homework: I'd like to eat nine good-smelling, scrumptiously-looking large-sized freshly-made round-shaped golden-brown-baked Canadian chocolate chunk cookies in Germany right now!!!

😁😁😁 I was wondering what the worst thing you ever had to eat was???

🤔🤔🤔 I mean, I've already seen you eating a scorpion and a cricket!!! I did hold my breath while you were eating them and it was only when you had finished that I realized I had even held it!!! To say nothing of the goosebumps!!!

Oddly enough, every time I thought to myself: "WOW, not even Mr. Putin would've highly likely been able to do so!!!

Anyway!!! I started watching this lesson at a quarter to five in the morning and it didn't take long for me to realize that I would've to totally focus on this topic this time!!!

Firstly, I jotted down your sample-sentence in order to learn it by heart later on!!! By now I've always arranged adverbs by the following order: Number, size, colour, origin - followed by place and time at the end of the sentence!!!

Anything else I would put somewhere in between!!! 555!!!😁😁😁 (Four huge green German dogs!!!🐕) Well, so far so good!!!

BTW: As I see it, the dogs in your pic aren't Bulgarien dogs at all!!! Since they rather look like fair Labradors, they are Canadians, I suppose!!! I may be wrong though!!!😉😉😉😁😁😁

Your-joke-of-the-day!!! You know you're German when you eat "Mirror-eggs" for breakfast!!! ("Mirror-eggs/Spiegeleier"=fried eggs 🍳🍳🍳)!!! Thanks for this most useful lesson!!! I really learned a lot from you today!!!

Yup!!! Further lessons of this kind would be great!!!🙏🙏🙏 Have a wonderful day in Calgary!!! Pass gut auf dich auf, mein Freund!!! (Take care, my friend!!!) 😎🇨🇦🇩🇪🙋‍♀️