New Year resolution 2018

This holiday season, I’m wishing all my friends at Steem:

May your hot cocoa teem with whipped cream,
May your ugly Christmas sweater be the perfect color scheme,
May your encounter with ‘shopping mall’ Santa not make your scream,
May your Secret Santa exchange not require a call to the SWAT team,
May your Christmas shopping be easier than salmon swimming upstream,
May your gift box wrapping sessions not make you blaspheme,
May your pants after Christmas dinner not rip at the seam,
May your New Year’s Eve date look like a model from Maxim,
May your midnight kiss reign supreme,
May your New Year’s Day sauna help you blow off steam,
May your New Year’s resolutions be more than just a pipe dream,
And
May your earnings this year be extreme with many Steem dollars to redeem!