Joining a cult

Well, I did it, I joined a cult. Seems to be going good so far. There are a lot of new customs and practices to get used to but hey nothing is easy right? I've recently decided to dive in fully to the "new world" whatever it may be. This includes the foray into social media, but not normal social media, super crazy hardcore cult social media. Here's to micro chips in my brain and all my secrets laid bare for all the algorithms to decipher. Cheers.