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X universe getting worried

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Published: 05 Feb 2024 › Updated: 05 Feb 2024X universe getting worried

X universe getting worried

👽The X universe is starting to get itself bent out of shape worrying that Alien is right and you could (sleeping on the floor of your rocket factory) get run over by a rogue forklift and end up entertaining your last photo op with a pic of you with your intestines hanging out of your mouth. Ha Ha. We are not going to let that happen. We have the solution to the problem. We hook into the rafters of the rocket factory and install a powerlift with a plexiglass bedroom hanging under it. You lower it up and down with your cell phone. When you need a snooze in the middle of the rocket factory floor, drop it down, crawl into it, lift it up high enough so that a rogue forklift sneaking around the factory floor at night could not run over you preventing the disaster that the X universe has been getting itself bent out of shape about. Of course, if you wanted to bring a lady friend with you into the GlassBox hanging bedroom you would likely want the more advanced curtain version with automatic vibration dampers. http://mindsnapnow.com

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