Prepping 101 - Zombies

Almost a decade ago now, the CDC released a "Preparedness 101" comic/document which centered on being prepared in the event of a "Zombie Pandemic". I used to write about it back then, making my own jokes about how we were already in a zombie pandemic. However with a more serious tone/question as; "why would the CDC choose 'Zombies' for their gimmick?

It shouldn't strike one as 'odd', should it?
If the powers that should not be, didn't have a vast history of foreshadowing their actions, I wouldn't have given it a second thought.

After giving it a second thought, it occurred to me that a 'Zombie Pandemic' could actually be quite feasible. Not actual 'undead', but something that resembled 'undead'. With a little Fear spice added in for kick by our lovely lying, fraudulent, inhuman media cabal, it would be a matter of minutes that it would take to work our masked monkeys into a zombie apocalypse frenzy...

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What would actually constitute a "Zombie" in the minds of a properly -prepared for Fear- population?

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So, now that we know how our face diapered friends will behave, when told to be afraid of "xxxxxx" by their Zombie Screens, we can begin to see just how feasible a 'Zombie Pandemic' could be.

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We have all been conditioned for a 'Zombie Pandemic' in about a thousand or more different movies, shows, toys, games, culture, etc., for decades. Is this because we find Zombies fun, and demand that kind of 'entertainment'? Or is this conditioning?

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I have had a bad headache sometimes, where I walk around disorderly, mumbling with slurred speech, and irritated with those around me.....I bet I looked like a Zombie. Especially to a neighbor across the street who just got finished watching his favorite 'Walking Dead' season, or maybe a little 'Zombieland'.. Imagine if there was a flu or a cold that made people act like this, due to 'adverse reactions' from some kind of Warp Speed GAVI Injection, or maybe a signal of some sort. You know, one of those NOTHING TO SEE HERE kinds of deals that you and I don't know about.

At least we'll have fast phones though right?

I can picture lots of people being 'affected' by 'something', and others not, but riddled in fear, react in a way that we are trained to by our idiot boxes of Holly'Wood' spellcasting.. Covidiocy has taught me that, I should not think that my fellow 'humans' will be Rational, in the coming days....

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Hopefully we ask questions first, shoot second...

Take a looksie for yourselves, so that you can, be ready too ;)
https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombies/#/page/1

-OldOneEye