I like salami. It doesn't need bread. Go fuck yourself.

Best Posts From oldguyoneliners

We have not curated any of oldguyoneliners's posts yet. But you can encourage our curation team to review posts by visiting them regularly and by referring other readers. Because we give priority to frequently read content.

More Posts From oldguyoneliners

• I like salami. It doesn't need bread. Go fuck yourself.
• Riding around Disney all day in a fat scooter seems like a great waste of $150. And, get outta my goddamn way!!!