A TEQUILA BAR TALE

We are all sitting in Tequilaz and the bartender calls me over to tell me that two of the pitchers from the team I support are sitting in the far corner. I decide impulsively, to get my jersey autographed (only autograph I've ever requested was Flo Jo and Carl Lewis), but anyway....

Me: heyyyy! Sorry to bother you but I just came from the game and the bartender said you were here sooooo I was wondering would you mind autographing my jersey?

Left Dude(also the cutie): wow! Yeah, I mean sure! That's great!
Right Dude (uhh whateva): well, I don't for play Kia but Ill sign it if you want me too...AS HE TAKES THE PEN FROM.MY HAND! He continues to try to make conversation with me but I was trying to be an interested fan and boost the player from my team. He even keeps tapping my arm...ughhhh geesh man! Lol

They sign..THEN, my tequila filled friend asks the "right Dude", ummm do you mind taking OUR picture.. his sideye game was MAJOR 😒😒😒😒😒 but he did...he was surprised that these two chics didn't want a picture WITH him.

Fast forward to the end of the night.....
"Oh how awesome! You got the autograph of the highest paid baseball player in the history of Korean Mlb! How did you get him to sign an opposing teams jersey?"

Lololol ok.. so that explains the funky attitude!!! If I'm gonna be a Korean baseball fan, I may need to do some research, lol.