Okay, how do I get paid?

I've been a Steemer for a week now, have written a few stories, earned a little Steem, and I would really like to get PAID, which is the entire point of using Steemit rather than just blogging on wordpress or shitposting on Facebook anyways, isn't it? I have a Coinbase wallet that I've used for a couple years, and I can receive BTC or ETH there. I don't want to open new accounts on bitshares or other sites. I am happy with Coinbase and don't want to spread my identity info around the coinosphere opening accounts willy nilly. So rather than trying to educate readers, I am looking to get educated by steemers who know exactly what I need to do without any rigamarole or jumping through three different websites: How do I turn my STEEM into BTC or ETH in my Coinbase wallet?

I open the floor to comments, and am prepared to be educated.