Fuckery: Forgotten Progress Towards OpenSource Rug Pull
It has been brought to my attention by that I have been neglecting this community. I wanted to write you some updates on our community and what I have been up to. Your small 2% contribution and redistribution towards Hive's premier OpenSource™️ scam has not been forgotten. I promise, that the rug pull will come soon™️. I guarantee it will come before the long awaited SMTs that @ned promised.. So help me God.
As you can tell the from the screenshot, the community has grow in value immensely since its inception. We are swiftly headed towards a near-zero value, which is leaps and bounds above the zero value that we started with.
It may seem like I have totally forgotten about this project and have cast its bones amongst the graveyard of many other failed promises that I have made in the past. Au contraire, mon frère. (See how cultured your supreme leader is?) I have been working underground fighting against an evil Hive Cabal. Some of the members still lurk in secrecy. Ned Scott and Justin Sun were only patsies in the long-game of this group. They are going at great length to keep you bored in the ubiquitous sea of generic posts. We can not lose this fight. I will expose them as I get the chance.
Here is my continued plan of action:
- I will remain largely silent. This ensures that I do not draw too much attention to myself. I must be protected at all costs. Defend my good name.
- I will continue to
stealredistribute the earnings of your posts in order to fight the Hive Cabal, who is also responsible for chemtrails and cancer.
It will take time, but if we all work together we can make me rich save Hive.
Also though, I'll try to find time to build a bot to give you the world's smallest upvote using the GIANT stake that we have. Thank you for continuing to post . You're the real MVP.
I'll be lurking and upvoting posts myself.
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