I have always wished it were bigger...

Do not get me wrong here. It works well enough and I have done well with the level it has performed at.

But like any normal average "Joe Trucker." I want mine to be bigger.

Much BIGGER

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An old Italian guy that taught me to set ceramic tile when I was young used to joke around about his. He had many funny sayings.

Like..:

_{"It is as long as my arm and as thick as my wrist, and the knob on the end is the size of my fist."}

Anthony Arduini. He was one master tile setter. A perfectionist. A real asshole to work for. Nothing you did was ever good enough for him. But because of that. I am really good at setting tile. LoL

I am sure he is long since crossed over to the other side. And that is what they say instead of He up and died.

Another one of his favorite rant like jokes. Was how he would explain that all your body parts would continue to grow as you aged.

_{"Your Ears,eyes,nose,etc. They all keep growing and growing till the day you die. But that one part that you wanted most to keep growing quits when you hit 20 years of age."}

Anthony was as old as rocks when I was 20 years of age. I spent many hours that year working for him. He was forgetful and claimed that your mind was the first thing to go.

I am a little embarrassed and ashamed to admit to you all that may still be reading this. That I have been suffering from a lack of performance. It seems I have become very forgetful lately. I feel overwhelmed and distracted and can not keep my mind on what I am doing.

I Really Wish My Brain Was Bigger..!

What did You think I was talking about? My Cat..? She is HUGE.

Did You think I was talking about my Truck? Nahhh... That is HUGE too.

So my brain is broken, just worn out. Tired. Too many miles and long hours behind the steering wheel trying not to die.

Any chance one of you that read this till the end can donate some good healthy brain cells? I would be forever grateful. 💯👍💯

All these silly Giphy pics were straight outta the giphy.com link on peakD. The others are mine. Even the HUGE ones.

Thanks for stopping by. See you at the next Truck Stop.

Keep on KrazzyTrukkin'