The Job

"Bang Bang Bang... Down they go, it's just a job I do." - Phil Collins

Now I know what your thinking as a Hivonian who chose to read this opening title and first paragraph. Your thinking why is this most awesome @krazzytrukker being a wanker and flipping me off with his F.U. fingers?

Would You Like Some Fries With That?

But you see that is simply not the case here. This is just a simple hook to get you curious enough to read my third grade rated writings. Now you could choose to be a wanker and move along with that 10 second attention span you have. Or you could choose to read on and see what I did for my Pennsyl-Tucky piss poor farm boys first real paying employment outside of farming.

The choice is yours. Choose wisely or be labeled...

Head Wanker @ The Spank Bank

My first official employment where the government grifters stole a large portion of my earnings thru the legalized theft labeled as taxes. That first paying job was at a place you will all recognize I am sure.

The Golden Arches

Thaaaazzz Right Wankers. My first job was flipping burgers off da grill and onto buns at the world famous McDonalds restaurant franchise. A $3.35 an hour Gig that at 16 years of age in the evenings after school robbed me of what little free time and childhood life I had left. A shitty job for a Kid in a shitty situation. But the shitty little bit of monies it payed was like striking it rich big time for a kid with absolutely nothing. It bought me my first car and made me feel like a king.

King Shit of Turd Mountain

My Nephew Eating McDonalds Crap 1986

So as always thanks for not being a wanker and wanking eating along with KrazzyTrukker on this McD's 9,999,999,999,999,354,999th shit sandwich sold #weekend-engagement

Long Live Kermit De Phrawg

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