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Published: 17 Jun 2022 › Updated: 17 Jun 2022The funny store story

The funny store story

Date:17th June 2022.

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Hi friends good day,

So I read this short story-like joke somewhere on line. Actually it was a joke by a female comedian on how women thinks. After the joke I laughed of course but I thought to myself if it were a man it would be the exact the same thing.

Here is the story let me know if I was right or maybe wrong ..

She said “ any body heard about the new story called the husband store. This store has six floors and women can go there and shop for a husband. For every-time you go up floor the value of the man increases but the only trick is that you can never go back to a previous floor after you have gone over it or after you gave entered it once. You may choose any particular item from each floor but again once you go up past that floor you can never go back.

There was a woman who went to the husband store to get herself a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door read “the men here have jobs”. She decided to try the second floor and see what she might find so she went up to the second floor. The sign on the second floor reads “the men here have jobs and like kids”. Now that’s interesting. But just as you predicted she went further up to the third floor. The sign on the third floor reads “the men here have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking”.

She thought to herself this is sounding really good but I am want to see what’s on the next floor. The sign on the next floor reads “the men here have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and they help with the house works”. Now that is a full package. Well you would think but guess what not for her. In fact she is was even more anxious and eager to see what floor 5 has to offer so she went up again. The sign there read “the men here have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the house chores and have a strong romantic streak”. Now if you were the woman would you stop here ?You would ? Well

She didn’t she couldn’t stand it she decided that she had to find out what is on floor number 6 and like always she went up again. The sign there read “you are visitor 434683736 and there are no men here this floor exist solely to prove that women are impossible to please.

i laughed so hard that my tummy started to hurt a bit but then I stopped and really thought about it. Does this just apply to women or to everyone in general. Here is what I think ..

Most men are easily satisfied, because we don’t really need much to be happy. And that’s facts, this is our nature we aren’t complex like that. Like I know for a fact that if the tables were turned and I was the person I would probably have stopped at floor 5 or 4. You may not believe but it is the truth. And not just me I am sure 90% of the men reading this right now would do the same. It’s not that deep that is how we are. Of course there is always that 10% that wants perfection but they are very minimal.

So queens, I don’t know what these means for you because honestly to me it was just a joke but put yourself in this situation and tell me what do you think you would have done?.

Please note:-This article first appeared on my Read.cash.

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