Time for some jokes

Good morning friends from the
steem community I wish you happy Sunday to all. Here I have translated some jokes for you that we share at work. I hope that will cheer you all a little bit.

Two blondes.

Two blond girls are talking:

• You want me to tell you a joke from which chests are shrinking?
• Oh Noooo! I see someone has already told you ...

Spare parts.

Today Bob decided to go to the bazaar in the big city and
accidentally entered a sex shop,
for a long time he looked through the store and finally chose an inflatable doll. He received instructions from the seller how to use it, and returned to the village.

• Look wife what I bought from the big city?
• What is this, Bob?
• Inflatable doll!
  When you're angry, I'll sleep with her!
  His wife began to get a little jealous, so she asked:
• Are there inflatable men in the store?
• No, my wife! For men there were only spare parts.

A place for pregnant women in a bus.

A beautiful lady rides a bus, and she seats in place for pregnant women.
The conductor went to her and said:

• Excuse me, would you like to move to another seat?
• Why?
• Because it's a place for pregnant ...
• And how do you know I'm not pregnant?
• So you do not look pregnant ... since when are you pregnant?
• Two hours ago!
• But, ma'am, you did not get it. This place is for pregnant, not for f...d ...

Not satisfied!

Man goes to the doctor all frantic and tells him:

• Doc, I can not satisfy my wife. She wants ten times a day ...
• Whaaat ?!
• Money, doc, money!

Snake.

• How does the dog do?

• woof-woof ...

• How's the cat doing?

• meow, meow ...

• How does the snake do?

• You can not go for beer with your friends.

source:
https://pixabay.com/photos/laugh-cheerful-happy-positive-1391101/