Journal: The Inventer

A wiry man missing his front teeth is standing in a poorly lit basement with a low ceiling. Behind him there's a big pile of junk that got hastily covered with a piece of tarp and some generic merchendise. He has been talking about chemtrails and organic food while duct-taping electrical wires around a home depot bucket.

The improsized magnet is supposed to draw the nanoparticles from your feet using a mixture of salt water and vinegar. He plugs the apparatus in and submerges his arm into the water.