Dictated by @littleblue.

Scribed by @girlbeforemirror.

I am desperate for cake.

Every kind of cake.

But I didn't like granny's cake last week, at granny's birthday, so I gave it to my mum.

That is the only cake I didn't like ever.

My favourite cake is chocolate cake with chocolate icing and chocolate cake, cake.

Chocolate cake and all the other cakes in the world, except my granny's cake.

My cousin was at my granny's house last week, he is a baby, so doesn't get to eat cake, which would be sad, usually, but granny's cake wasn't good.

My cousin was desperate for milk.

He gets milk straight from a cows belly. That is where milk shakes come from. They put it in the bottle.

I am desperate for dessert tonight, of a treaty Pie. But mum said I don't get to have any tasty pudding unless I eat my dinner.

I wish I already eated my dinner, so I could have dessert right now.

This is granny's last year cake. It had 70 candles and set the smoke alarms off.

This is me, cooking cakes

And cleaning up...

Posted by @girlbeforemirror, @littleblue's mumma.