Climate

The southern temps are low, percipatation in the air.
Up north there's snow and it's spreading everywhere.
"Global warming" has slowed, it's getting cold.
The opposite to the hockey stick Al Gore sold.

Humans may like to think we control it all,
Every spike and every fall.
In reality we are really fleas.
An annoying parasite, not an incurable disease.

Look towards the sun, it drives our climate.
If you look at the charts you can almost time it.
The ebbs and flows of the spots and rays.
The droughts and floods all have their days.

Our carbon's so low the plants will not thrive,
But they're the highest levels since we've been alive.
If we make every one pay for a carbon scheme,
We'll have enough money for a socialist's dream!